kicoshow:

City Wok South Park

Welcome to Shitty Walk.

Mr. Lu Kim: Chinese and Japanese fighting for so long, it ridicurus*. What we need, is to have a tweety.
Mr. Takayama: What is ‘tweety’?
Mr. Lu Kim: No, no. We need a tweety!
Mr. Takayama: A ‘tweety’??
Mr. Lu Kim: No, not a ‘tweety’! A tweety!
Mr. Takayama: Oh! You mean a ‘tureaty’?
Mr. Lu Kim: What the fuck is a ‘tureaty’?
Mr. Takayama: No, no. A tureaty.
Mr. Lu Kim: A ‘tureaty’?

*spelling error on purpose

Stupid Japanese. -Rubs hands together.-

cytoblr:

The misconception of teriyaki chicken..

dickbiscuit:

“Everyday im shufferin”

HERRO SOUTHA PARK EREMENTARY!

mavias:

Goddamnit, how come everytime us Chinese puts up a wall, stupid Mongolians have to come and knock it down!?

FUCKIN’ JAPANESE AND THEIR SHITTY SUSHI!

Wella every Japanese killa them self.

The Japanese betta nota try to come in south park anymore! Fucking Japanese…

kevingodammit:

citywokgood:

My engrish not so good. But coma to shitty wok. Good chinese food. Not rike shitty Japanese food.

Hi Uncle Tuong.

Oh, herro kevwin. You been keeping shitty wok in business. ANDAWAYFROMTHOSEFUCKINGJAPANESE?